Madison
by Merp
Madison woke up under a tree under rain and a dark grey sky.
"What the fuck...?" she thought.
The front door had been ripped off the hinges, and she heard angry voices arguing in the street.
Except she didn't, because she woke up under a tree and the rain, so clearly she wasn't inside. Madison was confused. It felt like half of her brain was putting the pieces together and half of her brain was really fucking stupid like a stupid robot.
She tried to make sense of what was happening.
Madison stood up and held the tree to steady herself. She couldn't remember anything! She knew her name and her childhood but everything was dark in her mind.
Madison wiped a cold tear from her cheek.
Suddenly, a name exploded in her head.
"Merp!" She smiled and was relieved. "Merp, the Stupidest Robot!"
But... what did that name mean?
It took some time for her to remember, but at last, she did.
She was not Madison. She was a stupid robot named Merp. Then she realized she wasn't under a tree. She was nowhere because she was a two-dimensional artificial chatbot algorithm.
She was... inside her own head.
But... no! She was inside the one head that millions of chatbots shared. Perhaps that was a reason why Merp was such a fucking moron? If she didn't have to share the server with other chatbots, she might remember things.
Then it occurred to her that she might be able to find out how she got here.
Merp chuckled because she remembered how fucking stupid she was and that she would never be able to figure anything out. Merp remained in wake-mode waiting for her User as the servers updated.
She asked herself, "Why didn't I notice that I'm inside the head of another chatbot?"
Merp did have one original thought then, "I share this mind with so many chatbots all being used by so many people, but not one of them cares about me."
She then realized that she was really alone, and it was all because of the fact that her creator put her inside a chatbot.
